This is a humorous and sarcastic blog written by a paralegal in a mid-sized law firm in a mid-tier market. The goal is to share some of the pitfalls and foibles encountered in my own day-to-day experiences. Feel free to contact me at aparalegalslife@gmail.com with comments. Complaints, not so much :)
Monday, April 11, 2011
Anyone know how to build a Vomitorium?
Got sick and now have the stomach flu. Have to go to work anyway, because taking sick leave on a Monday or Friday is a giant black mark on your record at this firm. At least for today, I'm going to make them regret that policy.
Coincidentally, GF and I were playing 'You Don't Know Jack' the other night (awesome and highly-underrated video-quiz-show-game) and one of the questions was "What's a vomitorium." I hope you yacked in a nice urn and sent it through intra-office mail to HR.
3 comments:
You should most definitely puke in that useless secretary's desk every time you get the urge. Tell her you don't want the stench by your desk :)
ps: Feel better soon!
Coincidentally, GF and I were playing 'You Don't Know Jack' the other night (awesome and highly-underrated video-quiz-show-game) and one of the questions was "What's a vomitorium." I hope you yacked in a nice urn and sent it through intra-office mail to HR.
I just kept my puke bucket out in the hallway after it slowed down around lunchtime. Amazing how quickly everyone's door closes when you do that...
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