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Monday, April 11, 2011

Anyone know how to build a Vomitorium?

Got sick and now have the stomach flu.  Have to go to work anyway, because taking sick leave on a Monday or Friday is a giant black mark on your record at this firm.  At least for today, I'm going to make them regret that policy.

3 comments:

Elizabeth said...

You should most definitely puke in that useless secretary's desk every time you get the urge. Tell her you don't want the stench by your desk :)

ps: Feel better soon!

spacemonkey1 said...

Coincidentally, GF and I were playing 'You Don't Know Jack' the other night (awesome and highly-underrated video-quiz-show-game) and one of the questions was "What's a vomitorium." I hope you yacked in a nice urn and sent it through intra-office mail to HR.

Grumpy Humbug said...

I just kept my puke bucket out in the hallway after it slowed down around lunchtime. Amazing how quickly everyone's door closes when you do that...