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This is a humorous and sarcastic blog written by a paralegal in a mid-sized law firm in a mid-tier market. The goal is to share some of the pitfalls and foibles encountered in my own day-to-day experiences. Feel free to contact me at aparalegalslife@gmail.com with comments. Complaints, not so much :)

Monday, March 19, 2012

For My Readers Owned by Cats

Anyone who lives with a cat knows that the human doesn't "own" a cat.  The cat owns the human.  I am probably ten thousand times smarter than Stupid the Cat, but the fuzzy bastard still has me wrapped around his little paw.  So on that note, I bring you this...




This could easily be Stupid the Cat.  Same fur color, same eyes, same clueless expression staring off into nowhere.  Stupid adopted me, and knew I was a sucker. 

3 comments:

Fort Worth 9L said...

So if you are wrapped around Stupid the Cat's dewclaw, doesn't that make the cat smarter than you? At least in regards to this relationship? I inherited two cats from ex-husband (after over a decade of divorce he dies leaving cats to our college kid who can't have them in the dorm). Guess who is totally at the mercy of the felines.

Grumpy Humbug said...

For one thing, I don't have to clean myself with my tongue.

Lynne DeVenny said...

I knew it. I always thought cat lovers were full of rubbish when they burble 'bout how much their kitty-katty-kittems love 'em.