More details will come this weekend when I have had enough time to fully digest the stupidity. Short version, UnManager somehow got me fired despite having no valid reason. Fortunately I saw it coming and... well... that's a longer story.
Teaser: within 3 hours the associates arranged to meet me for lunch next week. All of them.
Yes, this will be a multi-post, juicy, fun-for-the-whole-family epic. Once I find a way to get past the concurrent joy/pain of being fired.
Any studios interested in buying movie rights, I'm open to offers with the right screenwriter. Guaranteed to make more money than Gigli. Maybe.