I was out of the office for 4 work days and one holiday, and got roughly 650 e-mails during that time. My inbox looks like a paper monster went on a bender and used it as a chuck bucket. My desk was somehow replaced with a large pile of redwelds and boxes with 4 stubby wooden legs under it.
The worst part: Stuff On My Chair. Everyone knew I was out for the whole week, yet still somehow thought it was a good idea to put Stuff On My Chair with notes that it was supposed to be done by last Thursday.
Honestly, I really begin to wonder whether it would be better to just never go on vacation again, or be unemployed.