Guess it was too soon to think people in my firm got the message about walking past my inbox to put something on my chair. I come in, after working late on Friday and being the last person to leave, only to come in this morning (well before the known guilty party) and find... yep... STUFF ON MY G-D CHAIR!!!
The only thing that keeps me from getting enraged is the somewhat comforting thought that whoever put it there had to come in over a long holiday weekend. That should be punishment enough.