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This is a humorous and sarcastic blog written by a paralegal in a mid-sized law firm in a mid-tier market. The goal is to share some of the pitfalls and foibles encountered in my own day-to-day experiences. Feel free to contact me at aparalegalslife@gmail.com with comments. Complaints, not so much :)

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Things Pissing Me Off Today

1.  Yield - if you don't know what this word means, look it up before the next time you drive.  It is NOT a synonym for Merge. 

2.  I still haven't won the lottery.

3.  If the attorneys work late, they can come in late the next morning so long as they don't have anything going on.  Paralegals?  Nope.  Doesn't matter how late we work, still have to be back in the office bright and early at 8 AM.  Yet we get paid less.  Whuck?

4.  There's no sugar in the coffee room.  How the EFF do we run out of sugar?  Someone needs to be fired for that.

1 comment:

Slave to ungrateful lawyers said...

It's like you're living my life, only the American version. lol