This is a humorous and sarcastic blog written by a paralegal in a mid-sized law firm in a mid-tier market. The goal is to share some of the pitfalls and foibles encountered in my own day-to-day experiences. Feel free to contact me at aparalegalslife@gmail.com with comments. Complaints, not so much :)

Thursday, March 15, 2012

What's Keeping Me Awake At Night

Lately, I've been having trouble sleeping.  A few nights ago I started writing down things that were on my mind whilst staring at the ceiling and scratching Stupid the Cat's ears.  Warning:  Some of these things may cause depression, anxiety or the desire to not live on this planet anymore...

The (possibly alien) life-form known as "Snooki" is pregnant, a likely sign of The Apocalypse.

Skrillex has more Grammy awards than Led Zeppelin, Queen, Bob Marley and The Who COMBINED.  (See here.)

Jon Hamm actually got criticized for daring to call Kim Kardashian "stupid" (his word, not mine).  See this post at Constitutional Daily for a well-done take on the ridiculousness that ensued.

Why do people in this city just wander out into the street in the path of oncoming cars?  How have these people survived to adulthood still able to walk?

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