How much do you want to bet the lawyers still expect us to show up for work on Monday? Presumably very few of them are going to heaven. Don't they know it's The Rapture and we'll only have 5 months before the end of the world? Plus, the roads will be a mess with all those earthquakes.
Since I still have a ton of survivial supplies left over from the Y2K fiasco, my house is well above flood level, and I don't live on a fault line, I'm giving myself at least 4 months before the locusts get me. In the meantime, I'll enjoy myself fully with all the other sinners.
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